i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug
This is sufficient.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Randomize
