I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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