dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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