i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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