only if we run a train.
done.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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