Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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