I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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