Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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