i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You're a waste of cheezeits
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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