the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i would one night stand the shit outta him
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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