That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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