just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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