Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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