remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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