im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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