Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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