pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
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If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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