in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
As shirtless as possible
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
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