We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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