i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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