I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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