if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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