I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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