she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Barsexuality is the new black.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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