you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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