She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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