it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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