As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
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My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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