You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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