Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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