I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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