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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home

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• (813): View more from Florida

  A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  My left boob kept making random appearances last night.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow

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