So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
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He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.