I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
you didnt know i had herpes?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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