So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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