He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
