yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Floor bacon is actually really good
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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