Its about making memories worth repressing
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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