Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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