they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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