matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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