I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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