is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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