Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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