You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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