There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
This house was built for laser tag.
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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