She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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