that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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