That's when you crack a 10am beer
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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