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I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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