So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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