ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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