Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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