Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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