I got chris browned last night
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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I still have a little drunk in my system
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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